I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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