even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I have fence marks all over my body
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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