was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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