and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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