he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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