I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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