I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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