Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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