My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I know her cup size but not her name....
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