Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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