Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
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