He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
