In the future we'll all be gay
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
How does one acquire holy water?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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