Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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