So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
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