who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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