I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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