I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
party gras won. party gras always wins.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Randomize
