So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
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