what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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