Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
this will be a night to untag.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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