I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Randomize
