I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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