also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
operation harelip BJ is a go
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Don't tell me you're on acid again
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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