it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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