Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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