I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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