When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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