Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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