I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Little spoons don't ask big questions
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
