Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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