Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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