Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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