Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
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