5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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