Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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