i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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