My hand turned me down
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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