how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Be still, my beating vagina.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
It's blow job season.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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