just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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