I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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