idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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