I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
Randomize
