he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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