Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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