even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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