your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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