Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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