Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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