Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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